S6E04 - "Lighthouse"

04:57  Oh no, who's coming to the island?  Is it Santa Claus?  I bet it's Santa Claus.

08:03  So we're supposed to think Claire's been infected.  If that makes her handy with a gun, I'm all for it.

14:26  Now why would little Claire want to kill Jin? 

19:42  Doesn't Jin know that Aaron got off the island?  Why doesn't he just tell Claire?  Damn!

22:36  Interesting about Jack's dad not being in the coffin.  Maybe he was stuffed in somebody's luggage.

27:12  Hey look, it's a little lighthouse! 
 

28:20  Finally Jin tells her about Aaron.

29:10  Axing a black man - just like The Shining.
 

34:41  Someone's been up there recently - the names of the surviving folks are all in capitals and darker than the others.

35:25  Oh, don't smash the mirrors, Jack!

35:44  You dick.

40:26  Bad guy coming to the temple. . . . Widmore?

S6E03 - "The Substitute"

I already posted the Who song a while back, so I guess I'll skip it.

01:56  I think of all the passengers, Locke's got the shittiest life.  I mean, his pre-island stories are just fucking depressing as hell.  Aww, but at least he has Peg Bundy!

04:39  Someone in the barracks was bustin' up shit to the sounds of the Stooges.
 

12:38  Sawyer does not give a fuck.

16:36  Who is this confident fat dude pretending to be Hugo?

18:12  Run away, little albino kid.

21:04  Oh, more synchronicities and such.  Rose runs the temp agency owned by Hugo, trying to place Locke. . . . bleah.

28:55  When I lost my luggage, the airline didn't have their own courier service to deliver it, they just sent it to the hotel through a delivery service that apparently specializes in that sort of thing.  Something baggage solutions something.  I forget the name.

33:24  I bet that hurt, smacking up against the side of a cliff like that.

34:30  White means good, black means bad.  The Man in Locke just threw the white rock out into the sea, so that now the bad outweighs the good and the good is drowning.  Or something.

40:42  The Man in Locke wants to marry Sawyer!

S6E02 - "What Kate Does"

Ties her hair back, bitches at Jack, pines for Sawyer, whines a lot.

03:07  That was the second "I'm walkin' here!" we've seen.  Last one was Sawyer back in season 2 or 3.

07:29  Mac's back again.  I guess this was before he put on 50 pounds.

15:55  Mac's drunk, I bet.
 

20:19  All this talk about the damn infection again, and still no talk about what it actually is.

25:22  Claire's going to have to keep the damn baby.  And of course, I don't care.

26:56  Sawyer's prying up floorboards to get to his old porn stash.

34:53  Dogen was the name of a famous Zen master.  Just throwing that out there.

39:51  No, Jack, that was poison tea!

40:59  Claire got infected?  Well, I guess it couldn't hurt.

42:08  And now she's got a gun, and killed Mac.  Wake at Paddy's!

S6E01 - "LA X"

That's French for "the X."  

02:41  This looks familiar.

04:49  Jack has a hickey.

05:02  Wait a goddamn minute, how the hell is Desmond on this plane?

06:35  Dharma shark!

06:43  Oh no, all the Otters drowned!

RIP Alternate Timeline Otters

 08:10  Kate got blowed up into a tree?

10:14  Har har, nothing changed!  Stupid bomb people.

11:07  Boot to the head!

12:50  What kind of airline gives real metal forks and knives with their meals?   Not any airline I've ever been on.  And I've been on three.

15:28  Yay, Juliet's alive!  I don't give a shit! 

17:38  Aww, alternate Jin is a dick.  How nice. 

20:27  So was Titus Welliver the guy appearing as ghosts to everybody, and now taking the form of Locke?  That's what I'm guessing here.  And these mugs who came on the Ojira flight with the box are some anti-Widmores, I guess?  (The kind of burly dude was in the van that kidnapped Miles before he got on the freighter).  I don't know what the fuck's going on.  I don't think I'm supposed to.

24:33  Hurley's going to have to play a wicked guitar solo to save Sayid.
 

26:22  Charlie!  You smacked-out motherfucker!  Er, you . . . dead . . . motherfucker?

33:17  Somehow I don't think bullets will kill this Locke or whoever.

34:29  A circle in the dirt must be the island's version of "Elbereth".

37:37  Well, Juliet's dead.  Once again, I don't really care.

42:42  We haven't seen a sound-down, cheesy-music slo-mo in a while.  Too bad we had to see one now.

49:01  Always getting kidnapped, these people.

50:34  That's Jack's pen, she ganked it out of his jacket. 

55:56  Hey, John Hawkes, playing a skinny dude with a weird nose.  As usual.

57:02  That's the stupidest looking guitar Ive ever seen. 

Wait a . . . god dammit Todd.

1:04:16  I don't see what the big deal is.  If he was going to die anyway, they just kind of rushed towards the inevitable or whatever.

1:10:52  Looks like they're preparing for something big.  And/or bald.

1:16:42  I understand your frustration, Jack.  They lost my bags before I even left the airport once.  Then lost them again at Dulles.  I was wearing the same clothes for about three days.  It was pretty gross. 

1:21:06  Well, what up, Sayid?

S5E16 & 17 - "The Incident"

01:54  Titus Welliver!  Finally! 

03:40  Who's that gator-headed son of a bitch?  Why, it's Sobek, the creator god!  [Apparently the statue is supposed to be Taweret, goddess of ferility and childbirth.  But that's stupid, because that's not what Taweret looks like. Furthermore, Sobek is often depicted holding an ankh, like the statue, whereas Taweret is not.  This guy has a few other comments on the discrepancy.]

11:05  Locke is not taking any more bullshit, Alpert!  So you just back off.

13:51  Well?  What's in the fucking box? 

18:20  They should've gotten Roy Scheider to be the submarine captain. 
 

We're gonna need a bigger submarine!

21:02  Convince you to kill Jacob, silly!

21:11  Consider it called.  Because I called it.  Right up there.

26:09  Sayid just got gut-shot.  That can't be good.

28:05  Puppy-dog!  Surviving on the island for three years.  Oh shit, it's Bernard and Rose!  Nice beard, Bernie.

32:22  Shack.
 

No, not - wait what the fuck?

34:10  Well that whole Jacob-and-Ilana flashback was confusing.

39:50  Is this some sort of Job-ish allegory going on?  Boorrrrring.

42:48  Meanwhile, Jacob is some sort of pseudo-Zelig.  Or pseudo-Zadig, depending.

51:42  Finally, a Jack and Sawyer fist-fight!  Fuck you, Jack!  Fuck your stupid decisions!

54:36  Aww, the love-quadrangle rears its ugly head again.

58:31  Let's hope this hydrogen bomb works, huh?  Go team!

1:02:45  Just gotta chuck the bomb down in that hole.

1:05:15  Don't tell Locke what he can't do, Alpert!

1:07:32  Goddammit Miles, quit raining on the parade and/or pooping on the party.

1:09:43  I totally expected a Wilhelm scream when that guy fell off the scaffolding.
 

1:11:40  Wouldn't it be great if it were a dud?

1:12:05  It was totally a dud, wasn't it?  Ha!

1:14:23  True story:  Juliet just screamed real big, and my cat was like "Mrowr?"

1:16:24  She opens up the box, and it's Jacob's severed penis.

1:17:11  Didn't I guess that it was Locke's body in the crate a while back?  Maybe not.  But I should have.

1:18:52  So that's Titus Welliver, and not Locke.  Okey dokey.  But, uh . . . what does it mean?

1:21:39  STAB STAB STAB

1:23:17  Juliet's still alive.  Maybe she should try to trigger the bomb.  Or just lay there and cry like a little punk-ass.

1:24:08  BIG BOOM?