S4E05 - "The Constant"

00:24  Something ain't right on this here helicopter.

00:55  I knew a girl in high school that everyone called Thunderhead.

03:18  Desmond is freaking out.  Oh shit!  He switched places with his time-double.  Or . . . something.  You know what I mean though.

10:11  Fisher motherfucking Stevens!  Finally!

12:33  This ain't amnesia, this is goddamn time-jumping.

16:30  If it's 1996, I'm jerking off to the Brady Bunch when I get home from school tomorrow.

21:29  Eloise is pretty hot.  I mean, for a rat.

24:48  Dude that wasn't five minutes, that was only like 3 minutes.

25:37  Oh man, your rat is dead.  And so will Desmond be too.

26:38  Obviously, Penny (the picture?) will be his constant.

28:26  Hey, Minkowski, I get nosebleeds too, it's cool.  (East London, pho, etc.)

30:01  Sorry, I got distracted, but whatever the old dude was bidding on had something to do with Hanso. 

33:27  Oh no Desmond, your brain's starting to bleed too!

34:00  Well, damn, the first really good actor on the show and now he's dead.

36:45  Hey, that's how I get girls' numbers too.  It's the only way they can get rid of me.

38:15  Bitch just answer the phone, you knew he was going to be calling!

39:54  This, my friends, was a pretty damn good episode.  You can tell by the way I didn't talk shit about it the whole time.  Maybe because Jack was barely in it.

41:24  Faraday <3 Desmond 4-ever

Not shown:  The next page, where Faraday practices writing his married name.

S4E04 - "Eggtown"

No clue what the hell Eggtown is supposed to mean.

00:29  So Locke's going to read some Philip K. Dick, eh?  Oh, he's bringing the book to Ben.  Still, not a bad choice.

02:10  Locked in a different room!

08:35  Totally Scooby-Dooed him, she did.

11:59  Kate has a son, eh?  I guess we're supposed to assume Sawyer's the daddy.

15:45  The Marshal didn't die in the crash - he died of a gunshot wound to his idiot face.

16:08  Wait a minute, that isn't what really happened at all!

19:16  Great, the goddamn backgammon set.

20:29  McCoughnadickname:  "Bruce Lee from the freighter."
 

25:48  Did Locke just shun Kate like a goddamn Quaker?

28:03  Is it just me, or does Kate's mom only look about five years older than Kate?

29:29  They's gonna make a babies.  (By sex).

32:00  Uh oh, helicopter no bueno.

32:49  Damn, Locke.  That's hardcore!

35:18  Slap! He's right, though.

37:45  The magical freckles are back.
 

It's hard to tell, but they're there. 

39:23  Hey, maybe Jack's the father!

41:38  WAIT THAT IS NOT KATE'S BABY

S4E03 - "The Economist"

So now they're going to bring in a character named Adam Smith?  Karl Marx, perhaps?  No wait, there's already a Carl.  How about Freddy Engels?

03:52  I think Sayid is going to beat this dude to death with a five iron.

04:24  Trivia:  apparently Sayid is left-handed.

05:40  This dude is scared as shit.  Oh, apparently with good reason.  I guess a gun is more efficient than a five iron.

09:23  So Sayid's a secret agent now?

10:50  McCoughnadickname:  "Gizmo."
 

Do not feed after midnight.

 14:37  Sayid was a diplomat.  He dealt in the diplomacy of pain.

19:38  Okay, there should be something happening here, obviously.

21:32  This is a setup, right?  Hurley's a plant.  A plant!

23:12  Is this some time dilation shit going on?

26:20  Good job, Hugo, indeed.

28:01  By the way, I guess that shit with the passports and cash was meant to show us that Ben regularly (or at least semi-regularly) leaves the island.  What doesn't make sense is why he has to hide his extra clothes.

31:01  I spy a bracelet on the wrist of the lady Sayid has been penetrating.

32:50  To the Hotel Adlon!
 

34:26  Beautiful!  I love me some counter-espionage.

35:11  I also love in movies and TV shows when someone gets shot in front of a wall, so they fall against it and slide down, leaving a bloody smear.  But it's such a cliche, I know I'm going to see it each time.

36:02  So did Sayid give her that bracelet earlier?  Why did he hold on to it for so long?

38:54  I guess the island's special powers inhibit rigor mortis, too.  HA HA I AM FUNNY GUY

39:54  I also like it when helicopter blades make circular waves on the surface of the water, thereby illustrating Huygens's Principle.

Above: Science.

40:27  And Sayid gets sewn up by a vet.  Also cliche.

41:09  Holy shit he's working for Ben isn't he?

41:22  Fucking.  Called.  It.

S4E02 - "Confirmed Dead"

03:39  Helicopters don't have a lot of luck flying over this island, do they?

08:22  McCoughnadickname:  "Colonel Kurtz."  You're an errand boy!
 

11:42  Oh, nice!  The bullet went through the empty space where Locke used to have a kidney.  That actually makes sense, even if it's not realistic.  I don't know, I'm no doctor.

13:07  Uh oh, these guys know about Naomi.  And they don't seem happy.

14:33  Why's he putting together some sort of weird vacuum cleaner?

17:09  This guy's the lamest Ghostbuster ever.

18:55  McCoughnadickname:  "Yoda."

22:23  Who guessed Jack was bluffing?  I sure did.

24:27  So there's a dead Dharma polar bear in the middle of the stinkin' desert.  Fair enough.

25:44  Ah, Locke's crew got to this one first.  This should be interesting.

28:52  Or maybe they put Charlotte's GPS tracker on the dog and then threw a stick.

29:46  Called it, once again.

31:04  I'm going to go ahead and assume that the sunken Oceanic plane is a plant, and has something to do with the guy played by Lance Reddick last episode.

32:38  COW
 

34:04  Well, way to go, Ben, killing people as usual. 

36:03  And there's our boy Lance again.  (His character is Matthew Abaddon, I looked it up).

39:27  I hope they want to beat the shit out of Ben Linus.  Literally, though, not just beat him up real good.

40:25  We know Locke won't shoot Ben.  He's not a murderer.  Of course, there's a first time for everything.  But still, he won't do it.

S4E01 - "The Beginning of the End"

Ben said that making the phone call would be the beginning of the end.  Considering there are three entire seasons left, I highly doubt he was completely right about this one.
01:47  Well, Jack's looking a lot better now.  No beard, doesn't seem to be all hopped up on goofballs or whatever.

02:52  Oh Hurley, what have you gotten yourself into?

03:23  He's one of the Oceanic Six.  Not to be confused with Seal Team Six.  Or Ocean's 11, I guess.

07:24  Well, truth be told, apparently only six of you are going home.  But which six? 

10:56  Charlie's dead, fatty.  He drowned.  And not in gravy.

11:34  I know that voice, that's Fisher motherfucking Stevens!  One of my favorite charactor actor HOLY CRAP WHERE DID NAOMI GO

13:14  How could an ostensibly dead person with a fucking hunting knife in her back crawl away without anybody noticing?  Come on, LOSTies!

15:26  Jesus, another Oz alumnus.  This one played the undercover cop that ended up addicted to heroin and getting murdered by Clayton Hughes, (who was also on The Wire, with Lance Reddick, who plays . . . uh. . . this guy).

19:15  Hurley, Hurley, Hurley, what did you just . . . oh shit it's Jacob!
 

What?  No, not that Jacob, you stupid blog.

20:03  Ooh, Ben, you're getting a bit snarky, aren't you?

20:57  I just realized that with Charlie dead, I won't be able to type YOU ALL EVERYBODY anymore.  This saddens me.

21:30  Krav maga!

24:05  Hurley saw two people in Jacob's house.  Which two?  And oh my god why did the house follow him?

24:45  Locke!

28:32  Wait a minute - you're supposed to be dead, rock star!  Well, at least this means maybe I'll get to type YOU ALL EVERYBODY some more.

30:42  And now he disappeared.  But that other dude saw him!  What the hell is going on here?

31:59  Damn, Jack, that was a dick move, trying to shoot Locke in the head like that.  Not cool, man.  Not cool.

35:52  It looks like they're finally splitting the islanders up into two groups:  The people I like, and the fucking
assholes.  Or, to keep it thematically consistent, the Awesome and the Dicks.

38:26  "Thinkin' about growin' a beard."  So this is before the flash-forwards from last episode.  Good to know, I guess?  still don't know what that newspaper article was about, though. 

39:56  I have a feeling they end up going back.  Ha!  "Never say never, dude."

41:13  Get to da choppa!
 

41:41  Hey, it's the Juggalo from Solaris!  (The remake, obviously).