04:12 Oh, I see, the ship is called "Black Rock." Missed that the first go-round. My bad, y'all, me culpa!
07:46 The crate has "EXPLOSIVES" spray-painted on it. The ship is at least 150 years old. I call shenanigans!
09:19 Arzt called Hurley fat!
11:25 Boom?
11:33 Called it.
15:04 Ha! Sawyer's singing Bob Marley. Exodus! Called it!
20:19 I love it when Locke fucks with Jack.
21:40 His name's Turnip Head, crazy lady.
24:20 Oh Charlie, such a ladies' man. When he has heroin.
25:03 Someone took the Australian's baby - and it wasn't a dingo.
26:59 Really, the smart thing to do would be to have Hurley carry all of the dynamite, since good things happen to him, and bad things only happen to people around him.
28:27 McCoughnadickname: "Kazoo." Or maybe "Gazoo," but who cares.
33:29 You can't aim for a cloud over a long distance, you fool; clouds move.
37:34 Maybe the dog's going to blow up. I can see it now: he mistakes the dynamite for a fetching stick and KABLOOEY.
38:28 They keep returning to the "This island is punishment" angle, but it's either a red herring or the world's worst attempt at foreshadowing.
40:13 Oh great, Charlie just found the smack-plane.
43:04 Was that a fuckin' owl? It was some pretty cheap CGI, whatever it was.
44:01 Holy shit, Nightcrawler's in the woods! Bamf!
44:45 That tree just busploded!
46:18 I HOPE THAT DYNAMITE DOESN'T BLOW LOCKE'S LEGS OFF HA HA HA
51:21 I've never heard of that way of cauterizing a wound before. Black powder and a match? Fucking hardcore. I guess Saddam Hussein did a few things right.
53:56 Hurley's as fat as Kevin Smith, apparently.
59:51 Boone was a sacrifice that I demanded. Next: Jack. Please.
1:02:40 Ping! Ping! Ping! Ping! How much you wanna bet it's just the island?
1:04:40 Okay, now let's blow open this goddamn hatch.
1:07:46 I want Alex P. Keaton back too.
1:07:59 You know, this Rousseau has a lot of relation to Jean-Jacques Rousseau. Both went mad in their later years. J.J. Rousseau ended up moving in with David Hume and then got paranoid that Hume was trying to ruin him. He also made fun of Hume for being fat, much like people on this show do with Hurley (though Rousseau hasn't, yet). EDUCATION IS KEY KNOWLEDGE IS POWER
1:11:23 "If we survive tonight, we're gonna have a Locke problem." Fuck you, Jack. You wish you were Locke.
1:12:29 "The numbers are bad!" I'm with you, Hurley. I feel the same way about numbers.
1:14:42 "It's coming back!" But what is "it"? Something bad, I bet.
1:16:39 They're getting rescued by pedophile pirates? No, I bet they're just other people from the island. The Otters want kids, right? Walt's a kid. QED.
1:19:31 Charlie stole some heroin! Or did he just steal a statuette of the Virgin Mary? Guess we'll find out in 6 months. OH WAIT I HAVE SEASON 2 RIGHT HERE
1:23:37 They got the hatch open! What's inside? Guess we'll find out TOMORROW.
