S6E09 - "The Package"

Finally, an episode about my crotch.

04:41  Sayid doesn't feel anything . . . so . . . he's become a Republican?

10:25  Uh oh, Sun's getting sexy.

12:01  Don't do it, Sun!

12:37  Watch out for that . . . owch.

16:15  Jin's locked in that brainwashing room they stuck Carl in.  I bet it has great acoustics, though.

19:39  Why isn't Kate's name on the wall?  Or is he lying?  I bet he's lying.  A lying liar.

22:23  Mikhail is going to show up, too.  How about that. 

23:49  I didn't even catch the significance of them not being married yet.  Oh well, it won't be a big deal. 

26:27  It's okay if war comes to the island, 'cause there's only like one original member left anyway.
 

28:43  This is all a setup to get Jin murdered, obviously.  Curse you, Mr. Paik!

30:05  Called it.  But wait, if that was his fee, and there's no way to get to it, or to Sun's money, he shouldn't do the job.  Ergo, Jin will survive.  (Well, I mean, we also know that Sayid busts some heads and saves the day, but . . .)

33:37  The package is going to be Marc Bolan, obviously.  I mean, who else would it be?
 

36:35  Shot him right in the eye.  And Sun got it in the gut, apparently.  Aw, shit.

41:49  Oh no, they dragged Desmond back to the island.  Perhaps the reason Widmore didn't want his daughter to hook up with Desmond was because HE KNEW DESMOND'S FATE ALL ALONG or something. 

S6E08 - "Ab Aeterno"

03:22  So they're in Hell.  Isn't that one of the theories people had way back in the first season that the producers said was totally wrong?  Ugh.

10:18  This doctor is a dick.  Er, a dead dick.

13:20  This priest reminds me of Julian Barratt on Darkplace.

15:27  Captain Magnus . . . Hanso.

22:14  Pig eating a corpse - another thing LOST borrowed from Deadwood.

30:10  Lots of talk about the devil and shit.  Blah blah blah, let's get to some action.

35:39  Okay, so the island is a badness-cork.  And this is kind of a Job thing.  And the Man in Black is being a very Old Testament type of Satan as the accuser or inquisitor, with Jacob of course, being God.  (This has all been pretty apparent, I think.)  And if Alpert is being the intermediary, that means he's Jesus.  Hoo-hah!

Damn, check out Satan's package there.

46:48  Smashed the wine bottle.  Oooh, metaphor.

S6E07 - "Recon"

04:09  Okay, so Sawyer's a goddamn cop, and Miles is his goddamn partner.  That's totally believable and not at all a stretch!

07:40  Sawyer's looking for Locke's dad, eh?  Interesting stuff there.

12:34  So what's the point of all these people meeting up in the alternative timeline?  Because right now it just seems like it's a way of padding out the episodes for time while introducing other genre elements into the show.  And guess what?  It almost never works.

16:51  Sawyer better put on that dress.

17:51  Locke just slapped a bitch!

22:21  That's seven years bad luck, Sawyer.
 

27:18  Hey, a kidnapping!  We haven't seen that before!

34:35  Widmore's all "I like your style, Sawyer."

39:07  Question:  Does Miles have his mutant powers in this timeline too?  If not, why not?  If so, why haven't we seen him use them?
 

That's not the mutant power I meant.

40:12  I bet that's Kate running away there. 

40:32  Yep.  Okay, hold up, wait a minute.  Sawyer's a cop.  So why did he let Kate get away at the airport? 

42:12  Because a submarine is so much easier to pilot than an airplane, you see.

S6E06 - "Dr. Linus"

Directed by Mario Van Peebles?  This should be good.  I hope that means Ice-T makes an appearance.

02:12  I heard from a reputable source that the principal has no dick.

03:37  Locke, Linus, and Arzt, all together eating lunch.

09:47  Alex is one of Linus's students.  Weeeeeeee.

12:54  No, he's definitely not Stalin.  But I don't know where that comparison came from.

17:02  Principal Reynolds was plowin' the nurse.  Damn!

20:49  I'm thinking maybe Alpert's been infected too?  Maybe not.  Who knows, at this point?

24:01  Alpert was a slave, eh?  I'm not going to touch that one.

27:54  Please be wrong, Jack.  Please.

33:06  See, Linus has to decide whether to sacrifice Alex again.  It's like, a thing, or something.

36:09  She'd have him anytime.

39:27  Oh god, here we go again with the slow motion, sound down, music up shit again. 

41:14  Of course it's Widmore.

S6E05 - "Sundown"

01:52  Nadia's got a man?  Dang.  At least Sayid seems to be cool with it.

05:05  He's not a Samurai, he's a goddamn ninja!
 

10:51  I think something fucked-up is going to happen.

13:09  Locke/Whatever is Evil Incarnate.  Okay, great.  I think I called that a while back.

15:19  Listen to the lady, Sayid!

18:25  Sayid doesn't hesitate when it comes to fucking up motherfuckers.  I like that about him.  Even if it is this weird Evil/possessed/whatever version of Locke.

25:27  Claire is not happy about this whole Kate raising Aaron thing.

28:13  Mercenary dude making eggs is not a good sign.

31:32  What.  The.  Fuck.  (Is Jin doing in the freezer?)

34:58  Now why would you go and drown the ninja, Sayid?

35:59  I think I don't like Sayid anymore.

39:39  And now everybody except the main characters are dead (again).  How convenient!