S6E13 - "The Candidate"

04:35  Why does Jack need a dentist?

09:49  "Uh oh" is right, Lapidus.

11:22  Hey, let's go with Locke!  No, we're leaving Locke!  No, we're going back with Locke now!  Okay no, let's go to Widmore!  No, Widmore's bad, let's leave him!  This shit is getting ridiculous.  No wonder people talked shit about the last two seasons.

13:55  So, did Cooper fall out of the window with Locke, or what?

15:14  I'm guessing that was a bunch of C4 in the plane there.

16:32  Yup.

17:13  Oh Sawyer, Sawyer, Sawyer.  So wrong.

18:11  Ah, Sawyer has a plan.  That's slightly reassuring.

23:52  Oh shit, Kate's down!  Kate's down!

24:51  I'm having a hard time believing Hurley fit down the hole into the submarine.  (On account of the fatness, you see.)

26:14  There was a first-aid kit right behind the captain's head, you idiots. 

See?  RST AID.

29:52  Well, that sucks.  Sayid got blowed up.  Good thing Desmond un-brainwashed him or whatever!

30:25  And now everybody's going to fucking drown.

32:57  Jin's going to stay with Sun while they both drown.  How touching and sad and dumb and dang.

37:16  Locke and his dad were in a plane crash?  Well I guess it's guilt that won't let Locke get himself fixed.

41:18  Maybe Claire will finally realize The Man in Locke is a total dick.

S6E12 - "The Last Recruit"

This episode was so pointless the only way I can make this blog entry worth reading is by posting a video of just some kick-ass rocking out.  So here:

 


02:26  But wasn't everybody brought here for a reason?  I mean, that's what you keep saying.

04:11  John Locke was no sucker!  You take that back!

06:17  How did Claire find out Jack was her brother?  Are we to assume that The Man in Locke told her?

11:20  Sayid isn't the bad guy, you guys!  Racial profiling!

13:04  Pretty sure you can't kill The Man in Locke like that anyway.

15:40  Desmond's going to run Claire over with an office chair.

22:18  Oh shit, Sayid, you fell for the oldest trick in the book:  over a garden hose.

27:20  Crazy gun-totin' Claire.

29:05  Oh, I see, Jack was having the lawyers look for his half-sister Claire.  Oh, no, it's because of the dad's will.  Close enough.

33:32  Jack's getting kicked off the boat.  Off the boat, you!

36:10  Meanwhile, Jack's going to have to operate on Locke, and it's going to be a big surprise to us, the audience.

39:02  Sun and Jin!  Back together!  I hope those sonic reducers are turned off! 

40:17  Widmore's a cruel bastard, eh?

40:48  I'm never going to vacation on a tropical island, man.  Too many explosions all over the damn place.

S6E11 - "Everybody Loves Hugo"

02:23  Wait, if in the alternate timeline, the numbers were never broadcast, then how did Hugo win the lottery?

05:01  Aw man, I hope he doesn't start yelling for his damn son again. 

08:31  Libby's crazy, y'all.

10:02  Haha!  That's one way to stop her from blowing up the plane!

13:19  Hurley found something in the bag that can get them off the island, didn't he?

17:23  LOL silly Desmond thinks that's John Locke.

21:38  This would be a perfect time for Hurley to run into Dave again.

26:43  Ain't no Jacob there, fools.

29:13  How do you break the ice with a smoke monster?  You definitely don't offer them a smoke.

31:33  Stuck on the island because of what they did, can't move on. . . . but totally not purgatory.  Nope, not, never.

32:48  Everybody does like cheese!
 

35:22  Don't go down the well!  You'll get stuck, like that one kid in Springfield.
 

37:43  Well that sucked.  Down the well you go!

41:29  Okay Desmond, now why would you go and run over poor John Locke?

S6E10 - "Happily Ever After"

01:22  Widmore just apologized to Desmond.  What the FUCK.

04:27  I think they just accidentally sent a motherfucker back in time.  Or, just killed him to death.

06:07  Of course he's got metal on him - he's wearing jeans.  They don't make those out of plastic rivets and glass zippers.

This episode is less than riveting.

10:27  Fisher Stevens as limo driver Minkowski.  Okey doke.

11:59  Widmore and Desmond's friendship in the alternate timeline is creepy as hell.

17:21  Blah blah love blah.  Who cares, Charlie?

18:53  YOU ALL EVERYBODY

20:02  Charlie, you smacky fool.

23:33  The MRI is going to activate his flash-sidewayses or whatever.  (Because it's Magnetic Resonance Imaging, and this show is all about electromagnetism, for some reason).

30:02  There's some weirdness going on here.  I thought Penny was supposed to be Mr. Widmore's daughter.  But I guess not.  Or something. 

31:06  But Widmore's approval isn't the thing he wants most of all!  It's the girl!  The giiirrrlllll!

32:14  It looks like Desmond got stabbed in the head with a fork.

I had a breakfast accident, brutha.

35:49  How is it Desmond's worked for Widmore for so long and doesn't know he has a daughter?  Silliness.

37:51  Desmond wakes up and remembers all of the alternate timeline stuff?

39:33  Oh no, Desmond's going to start time-tripping again.