S2E08 - "Collision"

This is the episode with all the bumper-cars.  I remember the preview.

01:24  Ana Lucia's therapist is . . . well I can't think of any particularly memorable roles, but he's an old school comedian and character actor, Rick Overton. 

02:59  Minority cop shooting young white person?  Irony of some sort.

04:01  Would you say Ana Lucia's . . . lost it?  HA HA HA HA AHA HA HAHDA DHDADH Gdkds dm,hg g

05:58  I guess this LAPD Captain was transferred . . . from Mars! ('Cause she was the female lead in Total Recall.  Is my point.  You know what, nevermind.)

06:44  Aww, they mommy and daughter.

07:42  I wonder if her cake's shaped like a gun.

The flavor is deadly.

10:36  Dissension in the ranks.  Fuck you, cop!

15:09  I bet a lot of people thought "Okay, they found some golf clubs in the luggage compartment, but where did they get the tees and balls?"  Answer:  from the golf bag.  So there.

16:50  Locke doing a crossword.  A man after my own heart.

18:24  Why isn't the goddamn psychologist trying to talk to Ana Lucia?  I mean, granted, she may be some sort of cognitive or neuropsychologist, but the year of med school makes me think she's a psychiatrist. 

21:56  She's just saying that's not the guy so she can shoot him herself instead of sending him to prison.  Obvious!

22:44  I'm further going to speculate that Mr. Eko's back-story involves some sort of warlord type shit.  Genocide, child armies, KONY 2012, etc.

29:35  Mr. Eko doesn't seem to like guns.  See above.

32:08  I bet all those little gnats buzzing around really annoyed all the actors and crew.

34:47  Called it.  21:56, look it up.  Didn't call the pregnancy though.  Explains why she's so obsessed with children.

36:16  Uh oh, do I see another Love Connection here?

38:41  Soundtrack down, music up, slow-motion cheesy ending.  (Do you see a pattern here?)

41:20  Jack looks like he just saw a dog eating its own poop. 

Das nasty

S1E07 - "The Other 48 Days"

I don't have anything clever or sarcastic to say here.  But wait for it - two Jim Woodring references in this post.  See if you can find them both!
 
00:28  Well those falling plane pieces were pretty awesome.

07:50  Peace corps?  Now whoever said hippies were useless?  Other than me, I mean.

10:42  Adebisi smashed some heads in with a rock?  At least he didn't use a machete to chop off an undercover cop's head.

14:06  Good ol' fashioned cock-chase on the island.

15:29  The days are passing by pretty quickly here on the other side of the island.  Hell, where the front of the plane crashed, we'd already gone through about four episodes by now!

16:52  Oh shit, the otters are back!

18:15  So does the list have their names on it, or just descriptions like "little girl with teddy bear" and "saucy Latina with an attitude"?

22:07  Kick to the face!

23:53  Hey, Ethan was from Canada too.  Ethan/Nathan, Canada - Otters!

25:00  Banana!

27:56  Oh, so Peace Corps guy  (Goodwin) is an Otter.  Makes sense, he's wearing the same beige clothes as the rest of them.  But seriously, the Ethan/Canada thing would have been better.  But wait, didn't Ana Lucia say something about "Remember what happened to Goodwin?"  Maybe Adebisi snapped his neck.

30:48  A glass eye?  Robits!  I knew it!

33:33  Watch him with that apple - robots can't eat people food.

35:08  You can't fool Michelle Rodriguez, Otter!

36:07  They're only taking Good People.  Good People are on The List.  So maybe this is Purgatory, and they're snagging up souls to Heaven.  Which is, I guess, somewhat like a bunker? 

36:53  Impalement!  Okay that's not very onomatopoetic, is it?

 

39:14  Ana Lucia shows her soft side.  Either that, or it's just a creek.  On her face.

40:20  Is 40 days of silence a Muslim thing?  Or am I just being racist?

S2E06 - "Abandoned"

Okay, I know that Titus Welliver shows up at some point, and I hope it's soon, because hearing his voice intone "Previously, on Lost," at the beginning of each episode is just making me hungry for a turn-of-the-century Pinkerton man with a penchant for slashing prostitutes' throats.  
 
04:58  The sexual tension between Sawyer and Michael is pretty damn palpable.

06:57  Goddammit, soaking wet Walt, quit making the annoying blonde shriek like a banshee.

12:15  Maybe they'll have to chop off Sawyer's arm.  It'd be great since we didn't get to see Boone get an amputation.

14:39  Locke's teaching Claire how to make a baby burrito.

15:37  Oh no, now Locke found out Charlie's got a statue full of heroin.  Fight!  Fight!  Fight!

23:28  They're smart and they're animals?  Goddamn elephants!

29:51  Aw snap, Locke just called him a heroin addict.

31:21  Mike and Sawyer are gonna smooch, I just know it.

35:19  They lost Cindy.  I don't really care though; who the fuck is Cindy?

39:31  Shannon's not crying.  It's just raining on her face.

40:47  "Walt!"  "Shannon!"  "Rocky!"  Bang!

41:16  Well I didn't expect her to get gut-shot.  By Michelle Rodriguez.  Way to go, Queen Bitch.

S2E05 - ". . . And Found"

GET IT!  LOST AND FOUND!  OH THE JOKES.

04:55  Was Jin talking in his sleep?  Or just being all mopey?

10:07  Okay, Michelle, don't be a bitch before you know what's up.  As for you, Jin.  Damn right, "fish"!

13:48  Mister Echo?  What does that mean?  een?    een?

14:59  McCoughnadickname:  "Chewie".  What? 

15:10  Oh damn, Jin punched Adebisi right in the face!

17:58  I like how Sun's mom's hair matches her jacket.  Her floral, primarily lavender-colored jacket.

20:47  Motherfucker just got knocked down by a goddamn boar.  Aaaaand, found a dead body, it looks like.

27:03  I don't really give a shit about Sun and Jin's path to marriage.  I'd rather find out if the dog pooped out the ring yet.

39:44  Hmm, I guess no dog poop digging this episode.  Maybe in the season finale!

41:15  Soundtrack out, cheesy music up, long shot of the beach.