DID YOU KNOW that the final straw that led to the Monkees gaining creative control over their music was the prospect of being forced to record the song that later became a hit for the Archies, "Sugar Sugar"? It's true!
01:39 Oh hey, Desmond knocked up his Penny. Baby-times!
05:42 I'm not sure you can fix a brain aneurysm, Danny boy.
06:28 More explosions means more dead extras.
10:57 Latin, eh? Are they in future ancient Rome?
11:55 Is this some sort of A-Test site? Late 1940s, perhaps? 14:40 Someone wants to remove all evidence of Faraday ever existing. And I bet it's that damned Coloumb!
No, not . . . you know what, just forget it.
19:07 There goes Faraday, confessing his true feelings for the redhead who's going to die.
21:03 Real gangstas would be speaking koine Greek. Just sayin'.
23:04 Her brain was sent back in time!
23:59 Widmore funded Faraday's research. Huh.
26:42 Why yes, I would guess that Locke knows this island a lot better than you do.
32:09 I should really, really do a "son of a bitch!" count from Sawyer.
34:10 Ah, so this is how Desmond gets to LA to be reunited with the other ex-islanders.
Now, "lie" is a golf term. So I guess this is going to be about the golf course they built on the island. Ha! Remember that? The golf course? Good times!
03:45 All these dead people are totally fucking with Hurley's head, man.
05:34 This dude playing Neil is in all sorts of damn commercials. Aaron Burr!
05:55 McCoughnadickname: "Frogurt."
06:26 McCoughnadickname: "Dr. Wizard."
07:59 "Dream Police" is playing on the radio in this gas station.
11:33 He flushed your pills, Jack, what are you going to do?
15:45 You need to call Jack, Hurley-Hurl.
20:21 Frogurt was pissing me off, and then boosh! Flaming arrow to the chest. Nice.
20:41 The rip I'm watching accidentally threw up their news's logo in the corner, making this death scene unintentionally hilarious. (Or maybe just slightly more hilarious.):
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25:53 Blah blah, Jin Jin Jin. Who cares? Sun is boring, Jin is boring, Kate is boring, this is boring.
29:36 Hurley's mom isn't going to believe him.
30:55 Haha! I guess I was wrong. (I guess that because she just said "I believe you.")
33:02 Alright, who are these motherfuckers with guns and uniforms?
34:59 That's not how you cook a hot pocket, Hurley. You're supposed to keep it in the crisping sleeve! Lord knows you should be all-too-familiar with how to cook those damn things.
37:14 Oh, stupid Hurley, being stupid.
38:11 Knife in the back? Must be Locke.
39:05 Meanwhile, at Oxford. . . . Oh, shit, Desmond's mother must be the woman from the jewelery store last season.
39:55 Wait, this isn't Oxford, but that's the woman.
I don't have anything to say by way of introduction to this next season. The boat blew up, some people made it home maybe, I dunno, man.
00:51 Alarm goes off at 8:15. Get it???????
02:07 Hey, it's Dr. Many-names!
04:02 How's that for some blatant exposition?
04:48 Holy Christables, Faraday's hanging out in the past!
07:54 We'd better find out what happened to them after the damn island moved.
09:32 "We must've been inside the radius." More heavy-handed explanations to open the season.
11:06 Did they move the island in time instead of in space?
11:44 Looks like it. Damn, I'm good.
12:42 Angela Chase's dad shows up at Kate's door.
15:33Slap, physicist!
17:28 That must be the heroin plane.
18:24This time, when Locke gets near the plane, his legs work fine. Plot hole? Probably. But hey, the first season was a long time ago. Four years ago, in fact.
22:37 Uh oh, Sun wants blood.
28:04 You can't change the past? That's not what I learned from Doc Brown.
30:05 Locke's going to start doing heroin!
33:36 But John already died . . . . in the future.
34:58 Sawyer says "Son of a!" a lot.
35:58 McCoughnadickname: "Dilbert," I think.
37:50 Charlotte's going to die. Daniel's going to cry.
02:08 Whoa, you're backing up pretty fast there, Kate. Why, you going back?
02:53 But who is Jeremy Bentham? Other than a well-known Utilitarian philosopher, I mean.
Not pictured: Terry O'Quinn
04:33 McCoughnadickname: "Sundance."
06:54 That's a lot of boom.
09:38 She's not being chased, this is all a ruse. She's there to drive out the mercs so Ben's people can pick them off one by one. Or all at once, whichever's easier.
10:10 One down!
10:24 Two down.
10:38 That's three.
11:02 Fourth guy gets killed by Captain Friendly-Fire.
11:39 Sayid! Woop woop!
12:23 Dorian Gray to the rescue. With four gunshots to the back.
14:18 Hey, it's grown-ass Walt! I hope he can say more than "Dad!" now that he's three years older.
17:32 He does have a point, Jack. You did try to murder him in the face.
19:10 No such thing as miracles, Jack? You sound like Hume! Not Desmond, but the real Hume - David Hume.
Not pictured: Ian Henry Cusick
24:38 Yes, Miles, what DO you mean?
26:03 Woohoo, another video!
28:34 Where can I buy a time-travelling bunny?
29:59 McCoughnadickname: "Kenny Rogers."
32:15 Wait a minute, this guy's dead. We just saw his stupid dead body!
34:59 Well, Ben, that was a Jack move. In that it was the fucking wrong thing to do.
35:53 So ol' Charlotte was born here. How about that.
39:39 Looks like Sawyer's gonna jump.
40:40 Yep.
43:24 Is he playing chess against Dave?
43:39 Haha, nah, against Mr. Eko!
49:30 It'd be great if the C4 didn't go off.
49:45 Whoops. Well, that's a lot of dead people. (I didn't see anybody jump off the boat in a life vest.)
50:40 Okay, so they don't have a lot of fuel. How are they going to get off the island?
58:04 Ben's crawling into John Malkovich's mind.
1:01:54 That island is gone, man. Gone.
1:03:40 Well, I guess Desmond drowns or something, because we know he doesn't make it home in the big plane.
1:05:17 Hmm, I guess he doesn't drow.n Oh well, something has to happen. The helicopter pilot isn't there on the big plane either, and they have to find a damn fishing boat before they get to Indonesia.
1:06:38 Backwards talking on the phone? Someone must be speaking Korean. (See, that's a reference to part of an episode in Season Two (I think) where Jin hears HOLY SHIT IT'S CLAIRE
1:09:50 Hey, there's the fishing boat.
1:11:55 Ms. Widmore? It's Penny! Reunited at last! A happy ending! Except the episode isn't over yet!
1:19:23 Jack's breaking into the funeral parlor cause he wants to chug some embalming fluid.
1:20:50 Bentham must be Locke. And he's dead :( That's no fun!
1:22:26 Spill it, then, Ben. Let's hear your ideas.
1:22:48 Oh sweet, the island's going to resurrect Locke!
