This is part one of a two-part season finale of which the second part is a special double-length episode. So, I'm guessing this is going to be pretty intense.
01:55 Hey, it's the Oceanic Six. How anticlimactic.
04:52 Aww, there's nobody there waiting for Kate or Sayid.
08:58 McCoughnadickname: "Genghis."
14:49 Double-aww, it's Sayid's lady!
19:47 Seeing as how four of the Oceanic Six aren't getting on that raft, I'm going to guess it's not entirely successful.
22:49 Good job, Sun - stickin' it to the man!
23:37 Who the hell is Ladytron?
26:28 It ain't a coincidence, it's the island.
30:01 Don't trust the captain, though! Michael said!
32:05 McCoughnadickname: "Shaggy."
34:45 Here's where Jack finds out Claire's his sister.
37:36 My, that's a hell of a lot of C4. And I played enough Goldeneye to know that even a little bit of C4 will explode a Russian real good.
38:37 Hmm. I think Kate and Sayid might be just a little bit outnumbered.
39:53 I'm the opposite of Ben - I never have a plan. Yet that somehow never seems to stop me.
00:27 Who's this girl rocking out to Buddy Holly's least-rockin'est song?
01:29 Dang, starting early, aren't you? Shacking up with 30 year old men, giving birth three months too early. Double-dang!
02:23 Oh, hey, it's Locke's mom who was the little trollop.
03:11 Is this turning into a buddy comedy now? Three dudes who can't stand each other, lost together in the jungle, looking for a ghost cabin.
05:05 Oh damn, Michael's going to get fucked up.
05:41 Haha! His gun won't work on Michael!
07:33 To be fair, he looks really good for a corpse.
10:44 Okay, that's fucked up. This Alpert dude doesn't age, and has known about Locke from his infancy. That . . . damn.
13:38 Little Johnny Locke drew a picture of the smoke monster. Yikes.
14:41 This looks like a variation on one of the tests they use to determine if a child truly is the Dalai Lama.
15:59You failed the test, Locke! Actually, I bet the knife really does belong to Locke, and Alpert's just mistaken. He seemed to want Locke to pick the Book of Laws. Locke isn't the law, though.
He's, uh, above it. (The law.)
19:08 That's a Dharma booklet of some kind.
24:05 Don't tell Locke what he can't do!
28:09 So they've found the cabin in the woods. . . . I know how this movie ends. (SPOILERS: Not well).
29:17 It's Abaddon again. I wonder what this shit is about.
30:24 I think Mr. Abaddon knows exactly what's going to happen to Locke.
32:38 So kill the doctor instead, show him you mean business!
32:49 Yup.
38:39 I wonder if Claire's in the cabin with Jack's dad.
39:50 And there she is! Not looking too concerned.
41:20 How sweet, Hurley's sharing the fatness. I still don't like Ben, though. I mean, he did murder a fuck-ton of people and stuff.
42:07 Move the island. Okay, fuck it, fair enough. What do we need, some ropes? Oars? A winch, perhaps?
Another episode named after a 60s rock song. We haven't had one of those since, what, the first season? Dang!
01:43 Jack's already hitting the pills.
03:02 Okay, who's this dead guy? Ah, the doctor from the boat!
03:36 McCoughnadickname: "Chicken Little."
04:50 That's a lot of guys in fatigues with guns.
05:58 They're here!
06:35 Ben wakes up in the middle of the Sahara. I'm assuming this has something to do with the polar bear skeleton they found there.
11:11 Damn, three survivors shot dead in quick succession. I guess the budget for extras was running low.
12:54 In the LOST universe, 2005 is the future, even though this episode was aired in 2008. Oh, hey, Sayid's famous and his wife is dead. Wonder what that's about.
14:36 Baby in a laundry basket? That's how my niece slept when my mom babysat her as an infant, actually.
19:21 Widmore's kind of a meanie.
22:46 Well, it's not like she's really his daughter in the first place.
23:46 Why don't they just shoot this guy? They've got guns too. They've got a fucking assault rifle, for chrissakes.
24:13 I guess Ben didn't think the dude would actually kill his daughter. Is he going to flip his shit and go berzerk? That would be pretty awesome.
25:14 Yeah, what rules?
27:33 He's dead, dude, and you're out of bullets. You can stop pulling the trigger now.
28:50 So this is how they begin working together. Nice.
29:52 Oh shit, did he just summon the goddamn smoke monster?
33:13 Ah, Bernard. Faraday didn't realize all dentists have to learn Morse Code.
34:17 Jack's gonna vomit up a smoke monster.
35:51 Locke's not going to let them leave. Oh, just Hurley. (He can be their human shield. (Because he's so fat, you see.))
38:19 Ben's got a key for every damn thing.
39:00 Oh damn, it's Old Man Widmore's place.
39:47 Why can't you kill him, Ben? Why not?
41:01 Uh oh, Ben's going to kill Desmond's lady. This will not end well for anybody.
