03:36 Aw hell, Jack and Kate hooked up in the future. How about that.
06:51 Jack's got island-chlamydia.
09:48 Oh shit, we're going to see some more island surgery!
15:06 Is Jack visiting Hurley now? Let's see!
15:25 Yup!
17:29 Of course he means Aaron, you two. Damn!
20:05 Get thee behind me!
24:20 Jack and Kate getting married? Bah, she's too good for him.
27:08 I want to see Jack screaming in pain during the surgery. And blood just spurting everywhere.
28:43 Aww, way to ruin my sadistic fun.
29:16 Huh, I've been spelling Jack's last name wrong this whole time. It's not "Shepherd," it's "Shepard."
30:42 Taking the battery out of the smoke detector is just about the opposite of "keeping us safe," lady doctor.
33:02 Mixing beer and pills, Jack? Who do you think you are, Hank Williams?
36:53 Jack's getting paranoid and jealous. Soon he's going to grow a beard and start jumping off bridges.
39:41 No more Dicks on an Island, folks, this is just Dick in an Apartment.
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