00:27 Who's this girl rocking out to Buddy Holly's least-rockin'est song?
01:29 Dang, starting early, aren't you? Shacking up with 30 year old men, giving birth three months too early. Double-dang!
02:23 Oh, hey, it's Locke's mom who was the little trollop.
03:11 Is this turning into a buddy comedy now? Three dudes who can't stand each other, lost together in the jungle, looking for a ghost cabin.
05:05 Oh damn, Michael's going to get fucked up.
05:41 Haha! His gun won't work on Michael!
07:33 To be fair, he looks really good for a corpse.
10:44 Okay, that's fucked up. This Alpert dude doesn't age, and has known about Locke from his infancy. That . . . damn.
13:38 Little Johnny Locke drew a picture of the smoke monster. Yikes.
14:41 This looks like a variation on one of the tests they use to determine if a child truly is the Dalai Lama.
15:59 You failed the test, Locke! Actually, I bet the knife really does belong to Locke, and Alpert's just mistaken. He seemed to want Locke to pick the Book of Laws. Locke isn't the law, though.
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| He's, uh, above it. (The law.) |
24:05 Don't tell Locke what he can't do!
28:09 So they've found the cabin in the woods. . . . I know how this movie ends. (SPOILERS: Not well).
29:17 It's Abaddon again. I wonder what this shit is about.
30:24 I think Mr. Abaddon knows exactly what's going to happen to Locke.
32:38 So kill the doctor instead, show him you mean business!
32:49 Yup.
38:39 I wonder if Claire's in the cabin with Jack's dad.
39:50 And there she is! Not looking too concerned.
41:20 How sweet, Hurley's sharing the fatness. I still don't like Ben, though. I mean, he did murder a fuck-ton of people and stuff.
42:07 Move the island. Okay, fuck it, fair enough. What do we need, some ropes? Oars? A winch, perhaps?
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