Wednesday, August 1, 2012

S4E08 - "Meet Kevin Johnson"

But we already met Kevin Johnson, last episode.  Oh, yeah, that's right, time does weird things on the island.

04:09  Captain Kick-ass over there does not like insubordination.

07:16  Oooh, the mysterious Temple.

09:30  Yes, from the beginning.  I hear it's a very good place to start.
 

10:45  Aw shit, is that a suicide note?

11:40  So is Michael immortal now, for some reason?  Did he become a highlander after Desmond accidentally killed Inman two seasons ago?

12:37  Oh shitballs, it's Libby!  Or . . . it's just a dream. 

16:01  That wasn't the same kid who played Walt, (obviously). 

17:15  Oh shit, it's Tom!  Or, uh, is his name Tom?  The dude who wore the fake beard.

19:01  That island is kind of a jerk.

21:11  Well, I guess "friendly" can be a synonym for "gay".

27:55  She does have a Manchester accent, though.  I can tell because she sounds like Pete Shelley.
 

30:55  Michael just decided he's fine with his mission.

32:26  Another button marked "execute."

33:19  Hey, that bomb sounds just like my fucking alarm clock.

34:01  The bomb has become self-aware!

36:22  Ben totally killed innocent people.  Remember the Dharma Initiative?

36:48  Damn Ben and his lists of names.

39:06  Sayid, you done fucked up now.  Now you fucked up. 

40:29  Welp, Carl's dead.
 
No dammit, not that Carl.
41:11  Oh shit, Rousseau's dead too!  Fuuuuuuuuuuuuudge.

No, dammit, not that Rousseau!  Okay, well, yes, that Rousseau is dead too, but . . . you know what, nevermind.

S4E07 "Ji Yeon"

I don't know what this episode title means, must be some sort of moon-man gibberish.

02:24  This Regina person is obviously illiterate.

09:22  They got a note!  [I was trying to find a clip from Welcome Back, Kotter to put here, but all I can find are entire episodes, and no simple, short clips of Epstein reading his mother's notes.  Dammit!]

12:22  Sun and Jin are defecting.  Good for them.

16:13  Man, Jin is just having a bad day all around.

18:40  Wow, Juliet, way to be a spiteful bitch.

19:01  Slap, bitch!

23:51  Uh, you guys, chick trying to drown herself over there.

25:47  Desmond might start freaking out soon.

26:58  Told you the wreck in the ocean was a plant.  Boosh.


30:42  That baby's got a bunch of shit all over it.

31:39  My what a lovely, cockroach-infested, blood-stained room. 

31:56  Holy shit, it's Michael.

32:13  Yep, that's Michael all right.

36:30  Oh wow, Jin's returned to his old self again.  What a dicknose.

This is an inside joke.
37:46  Wait, so, okay, hold up.  Sun's delivery was in the future, Jin and the panda was in the past. . . . So where was Jin in the future?

39:16  Aw, man, Jin's dead isn't he?

39:38  Yeah, Jin's dead.

S4E06 - "The Other Woman"

People I have now had over 1,000 pageviews!  That is a milestone!  Nobody cares!

02:09  Nice mustache, Tom.

04:18  Oh Jack, always doing the Wrong Thing.

04:53  Uh oh, the creepy whispering is back.

05:48  Tempest, deadly gas. . . . what the fuck. 

07:38  Sick burn!  Ha ha, get it?  Because it's an actual burn?

11:24  Assuming Dan is supposed to use the gas on everybody, just like Ben and Alpert did on the Dharma folks.

12:49  Thwack!  I should really start keeping a concussion count. 

15:25  Oooh, jealous therapist here.

19:19  Locke's playing some mind games of his own.  Suck it, Ben.

25:08  Ben's still got a lot of faith in his "people."

26:26  Oh my, Penny's dad is involved in this shit?  He must really have a hard-on for our boy Desmond.

28:35  The man on the boat?  D.B. Cooper.

32:22  Okay, I'm not exactly a techie, but I don't think telnet is a method of controlling deadly gas.
 
Okay now I'm going to use IRC to hotwire an airplane
34:19  Who to believe, who to believe?

34:53  He's a pretty good typist in those thick-ass gloves.

37:59  Haha, Ben's all possessive over Juliet!  What a dumbass.  She sucks.

39:18  So are they not going to tell us what all this silly poison gas shit is about?  Probably not. 

40:10  Oh great, Juliet's in love with Jack.  I mean, we saw it coming, but shit, really?  He's had more girlfriends on this island than I've had in my fucking life.  (Okay, that's not quite true, but true enough to either be a scathing indictment of this show, or a sad commentary on my romantic life).