S210 - "The 23rd Psalm"

The lord is my shepherd, I shall not cunt.  HA HA RHYMES

01:48  African warlords, child soldiers.  Totally called this one a few episodes back. 

05:36  Holy shit, is Eko involved in the smuggling?  Fucking beautiful.

07:44  Charlie doesn't do the Kinks justice.  He should stick to YOU ALL EVERYBODY!

10:25  Adebisi and his damn heroin.

13:24  What a waste of ranch dressing, man.

19:14  McCoughnadickname:  "Pillsbury" (for Hurley, obviously).

23:43  This might be the most well-written episode I've seen so far.  Which means it's the first really well-written episode so far.  (Sorry, the show's great and all, but the actual scripts leave a bit to be desired, folks).

25:52  "You gonna beat me with your Jesus stick?"  Ew!

27:04  That boom scared the shit out of me.

27:28  Eko ain't scared of no smoke monster.  Shit. 

29:49  If this was really Walt, he wouldn't be typing like a perfect secretary.  He'd be typing things like "dad im stukc in smoketown :( plz cum resQ me asap!!!!!!!!!"

38:41  In this episode, they replaced the no-sound cheesy music, slo-mo with no-sound except Eko reciting the 23rd Psalm, cheesy music, and regular-speed-mo.  How positively edgy!

40:47  Claire just dumped Charlie Underbite over there.

42:11  Damn, Charlie Underbite, that's a lot of heroin!

S2E09 - "What Kate Did"

I hope this is the episode where we finally find out what Kate did.

00:33  Looks like Jin and Sun did it, and Hurley heard 'em.  All night long.  In Korean.  That makes only the second couple we know of to make the smoke monster with two backs.

01:39  Sawyer loves Kate.  Big surprise.

02:27  Black stallion in the jungle.  Makes sense to me.

05:07  Oh.  So that's what Kate did.  Blew up some dude's house with him in it.

11:53  I'm almost positive that's not the same turntable they showed in the season premier.  Had a different stylus.

12:45  Is near-dead Sawyer gonna have to choke a Kate?!

16:15  They finally got rid of that damn handcuff.  That thing was bothering me.

19:01  Smoochy time for Kate and Jack.  Who cares?  And what kind of reaction is that?

Girls are yucky.

 26:06  So the black horse is a blast from her past, eh?  Alrighty.

29:45  I remember that the only book they found was a Bible.  I figured - ah, must be something in the book!  Sure enough, if you look, when he opens it up, before they show the film in it, you can see the holes cut out of the middle of the pages.

32:23  Who's that on the TV in the army recruitment office?  Why, that's Sayid!  I had a picture of it, but I can't find it now.  Anyway, trust me.  It was Sayid.

33:41  Aww, she blew up her own daddy!  Oh well, he was a dick.

42:06  So are Sawyer and Kate gonna pair off while Jack and Ana Lucia do the same?  Boring.

43:37  That missing bit of film is a total downer.

44:53  HOLY CHRIST WALT IS TRAPPED INSIDE THE COMPUTER