S2E04 - "Everybody Hates Hugo"

Isn't it about time for an episode titled "Old Time Rock 'n' Roll" or "Rhiannon" or something?  Instead we get one named after either "Everybody Hates Chris" (which wasn't a bad show), or "Everybody Loves Raymond" (which is my friend Brad's favorite show in the world.)  Hey, remember Hugo's House of Horrors?  That game was the shit when I was a kid.  I even paid the registration fee, and got a nice letter from the game's author.  It came on a 5 1/4" disk, that's how long ago this was.  But enough of this shareware talk, let's eat some hatch food.

00:58  Some nice reggae going on here. 

01:34  Hurley you fat bitch, quit being a stereotype.

01:52  Uh, what the hell is going on here.  Oh, some sort of bizarre food hallucination.

03:59  McCoughnadickname:  "Rambina."  That's a diminutive feminine suffix, instead of merely a feminine suffix.  It should be simply "Ramba."

08:40  Don't lie to the baby, man.

09:07  Hey, the black lady's back!  I forget her name.  (Oh, it's Rose.)  Her husband was in the back of the plane, which makes me wonder. . . is she married to Adebisi?

11:38  Dang, Claire lost that baby weight pretty quick.  Good for you, Aussie.  Now if we could just do something about that voice.

14:31  Oh shit, Hugo works with The New Guy.

15:50  "Dude I quit."  What a lame way of quitting.  He should have gone all Half-Baked on that guy.

 17:47  You can't say "sodding" on television!  (There's a great Monty Python bit that would fit perfectly here, but I can't find it on Youtube.  You'll just have to use your imagination.)

19:36  God I love Michelle Rodriguez.

23:27  YOU ALL EVERYBODY!

32:56  "Cluck You" is the best they could do?   At least they could have arranged the gnomes into the shape of a penis or something.

38:12  It's a food party on the beach, people!  They really should have just had one big awesome food fight. 

38:30  But here's the no-sound, slow-motion, cheesy music episode ending. 

40:55  That's totally the principal from Growing Pains, by the way.

S2E03 - "Orientation"

Nothing witty to say as an introduction here.  Sorry.
 
02:58  Again with the repeating footage from last week's episode.

03:53  Katey Sagal!  Peg motherfucking Bundy, in anger management.

07:15  Aww man, they shot up his Commodore.

10:55  Every coffee place in this damn show uses the same cup distributor as the OLCH, apparently.

14:03  So the dog just came back on his own?  Well, I guess Sayid said he would.

15:52  Holy shit that is Adebisi.  You do not want to fuck with that motherfucker.  But wait, where's his hat?

16:22  And, shit, Michelle Rodriguez again!  I am digging this episode, people.

17:37  Movie time!  I like the moog soundtrack.

20:32  1980.  That wasn't 16 years before the show takes place, it was only 15.  So that film must have been made about a year after the French people arrived.  I'm not obsessive enough to go back and check the dates, but I'm going to assume this was also around the time the Frenchies started getting sick.  So is the computer preventing another outbreak of whatever this disease is?  The question is:  Why isn't this button-pressing shit automated?

25:11  McCoughnadickname:  "Shaft."  Kind of racist, I think.

26:54  That was "My fillings hurt," not "feelings."  Just so you know.

33:53  Yes, Michelle.  Kick some ass.  OH!  A setup!  Beautiful.  B E A U T I F U L.  Michelle Rodriguez and Adebisi make a great fucking team.

37:03  I want one of them Dharma jumpsuits.  But with the Dharma logo replaced with a picture of a kittycat.

38:00  Four minutes.  Hurry it up, hacker.

40:15  I loved that look on Sayid's face like "There's some shit going on between those two that I don't think I want to know about."