03:40 Who's that gator-headed son of a bitch? Why, it's Sobek, the creator god! [Apparently the statue is supposed to be Taweret, goddess of ferility and childbirth. But that's stupid, because that's not what Taweret looks like. Furthermore, Sobek is often depicted holding an ankh, like the statue, whereas Taweret is not. This guy has a few other comments on the discrepancy.]
11:05 Locke is not taking any more bullshit, Alpert! So you just back off.
13:51 Well? What's in the fucking box?
18:20 They should've gotten Roy Scheider to be the submarine captain.
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| We're gonna need a bigger submarine! |
21:11 Consider it called. Because I called it. Right up there.
26:09 Sayid just got gut-shot. That can't be good.
28:05 Puppy-dog! Surviving on the island for three years. Oh shit, it's Bernard and Rose! Nice beard, Bernie.
32:22 Shack.
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| No, not - wait what the fuck? |
39:50 Is this some sort of Job-ish allegory going on? Boorrrrring.
42:48 Meanwhile, Jacob is some sort of pseudo-Zelig. Or pseudo-Zadig, depending.
51:42 Finally, a Jack and Sawyer fist-fight! Fuck you, Jack! Fuck your stupid decisions!
54:36 Aww, the love-quadrangle rears its ugly head again.
58:31 Let's hope this hydrogen bomb works, huh? Go team!
1:02:45 Just gotta chuck the bomb down in that hole.
1:05:15 Don't tell Locke what he can't do, Alpert!
1:07:32 Goddammit Miles, quit raining on the parade and/or pooping on the party.
1:09:43 I totally expected a Wilhelm scream when that guy fell off the scaffolding.
1:11:40 Wouldn't it be great if it were a dud?
1:12:05 It was totally a dud, wasn't it? Ha!
1:14:23 True story: Juliet just screamed real big, and my cat was like "Mrowr?"
1:16:24 She opens up the box, and it's Jacob's severed penis.
1:17:11 Didn't I guess that it was Locke's body in the crate a while back? Maybe not. But I should have.
1:18:52 So that's Titus Welliver, and not Locke. Okey dokey. But, uh . . . what does it mean?
1:21:39 STAB STAB STAB
1:23:17 Juliet's still alive. Maybe she should try to trigger the bomb. Or just lay there and cry like a little punk-ass.
1:24:08 BIG BOOM?
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