Tuesday, August 28, 2012

S6E16 - "The End (Part 1)"

04:32  Kate's making fun of the name "Christian Shephard," just like I did.

09:37  Wassup, smacked-out Charlie?

11:54  "Oh WELL"!  Get it! 

15:24  Rose and Bernard are pretty much the only likeable people left on the island, so let's just hope they make it out okay.  Whatever "making it out" means.

18:22  McCoughnadickname:  "Enos."  But he's used that one before.

21:36  And boosh, all of the sudden they can speak English.  Oh silly LOST.

22:03  McCoughnadickname:  "Bigfoot."

24:21  Alpert has become mortal!  And at the worst possible time, too.

28:26  Juliet is the kid's mom, eh?  So then the island had something to do with Jack not marrying Julie Bowen?  How does that make any sense?  Who knows!

34:09  God dammit, it's Boone and his stupid bitch sister.

39:12  Damn, Jack's son is taller than Claire.

41:10  Table 23.  Because numbers.

43:24  Alright, so who built all this shit around the superpower water hole?

43:45  Finally, the Quickening!
 
Much better than Highlander 5:  The Slowening.
44:32  Oh way to go, jackass, you put out the light!
 
Another Jackass whose light was put out far too soon.
45:46  Aw hell, Locke's mortal again too!  Er, the Man in Locke.  Whatever.

47:50  See, look, Kate is delivering Claire's baby with the help of Charlie. Just like on the island!

51:44  The island is being a dick now itself!  Maybe that was the twist.  Instead of Dicks on an Island, it was a Dick Island the whole time!

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