01:07 Who's this Emily pooping out a baby out of nowhere? I thought none of the mothers made it to the third trimester.
02:16 Oh, so it's not the island, it was just out in the woods somewhere.
02:54 Ah, it's Ben's parents. And she died giving birth. It's like, thematic somethingorother.
05:25 Yes, tell us about Jacob.
06:39 Locke is the human lie detector.
09:22 Oh, so Ben's dad is the dead body they found in the van. Fair enough. Wonder what they ended up doing with his skull.
10:14 Hey hey running Bakunin!
10:45 Nice explanation of why he's not dead. "Hurrr it wasn't set to a lethal level."
11:54 Nobody gives a shit that Locke is beating the ever-loving fuck out of Mikhail. And I like that.
14:27 Yes, what do you mean "natives"?
15:10 When your dad's a creepy Uncle Rico, and your mom's an apparently undead redhead from True Blood (you know, the one with the demon baby,) you're gonna end up pretty fucked-up, just like Ben did.
19:03 Ben's dad blames Ben for his mom's death. Yet more fucking daddy issues on this show.
22:18 I kind of wish they'd just fucking shoot Jack or something, seriously.
24:02 Ol' Bunnicula there didn't explode - I guess it's safe. (Is that #8? Those things must live a long-ass time.)
25:13 Suddenly Susan dude ages really well, I see.
27:32 Oooh, spooky house.
29:04 I bet Jacob's that bunny!
29:33 Uh. So Ben's just plain nuts, apparently. I actually kind of like that.
31:36 Okay, maybe not. Spooky house!
35:34 Is Ben gonna kill his own father? Or is . . . Jacob going to do it for him?
37:35 Yup.
38:15 What the fuck? Some kind of Jonestown shit going on? The hell happened?
39:13 Ah, Mr. Alpert and the "Hostiles" happened.
41:13 His gun is a cane? Or wait, his . . . hold on, what? How'd he get the gun?
42:02 We know Locke's not going to die. He's got Loganesque healing powers, this guy.
| And obviously I'm not the first person to think so. |
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