Tuesday, July 24, 2012

S3E04 - "Every Man For Himself"

Sounds like my sex life.  Hey-O!

01:22  Desmond knows something's going to happen to the baby if he doesn't move them down the beach.  He's a fuckin' precog!

03:39  The sub is back?  Like . . . a foot-long, or . . .?

04:14  McCoughnadickname: "Chinatown."  To the guy with the busted nose.  Not as awesome as a switchblade to the nostril, but, hey.



06:28  Why doesn't Sawyer just dig himself out, seeing as how the ground's all muddy and there's such a large gap under the cage wall right there? 

08:47  McCoughnadickname:  "Costanza."  Nice. 

09:07  McCoughnadickname:  "Murgatroid."  I don't get that one, though.  Is it a Snagglepuss thing?



10:44  If Sawyer only weighs 180, then I'm six-foot-four and have a fifty inch penis.

13:23  New guy on the island can't act.  And is totally wasting his golf balls by hitting them straight into the goddamn ocean.

14:40  Ben just killed a bunny.  Now I fucking hate him.

15:48  I don't believe this pacemaker bullshit.  Any sort of excitement would set it off.  Such as seeing Kate bending over in that dress all the time.  You heard?

18:37  Haha, I called it.  Beep beep beep beep!

20:08  Sawyer's got a baby!  And hey, both the primary whores from Deadwood are in this episode.  What a feat!

25:52  Do you love heem?  (This is a South Park reference, but I can't find the clip on Youtube, so just imagine it.)

29:43  Aww, she don't love you, she just don't like bloody faces.  Suck it, Sawyer!

30:44  And of course they were watching the whole time.

33:03  Whose X-rays are they?  They're the polar bear's!

33:55  He built a lightning rod.  Out of bamboo and a five-iron.

38:32  Is he going to pretend to push him off the cliff to show that there isn't really a pacemaker in there?

38:53  I knew there wasn't really anything in there.  Nice trick with the rabbit, though.

40:07  Look, it's a green-screen!

41:30  Nice quotin' from Steinbeck there, Benny.

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