00:12 Locke says the Otters have "murdered us!" and they show a clip of Charlie hanging by his neck. But he wasn't murdered! He was almost murdered! Have a little honesty, guys, come on.
00:36 Somebody's about to play some Uriah Heep.
00:49 Oh, no, it's just some Petula Clark. Not nearly as rockin'. OH SHIT YOU ARE BURNING THE MUFFINS YOU CUNT
02:13 Her favorite book is something by Stephen King? Yikes.
02:53 Are they in some sort of compound? A cult, perhaps? Is this on the island? What the fart is going on? Oh, hell!
03:10 By the way, has anyone else ever noticed how much William Mapother looks like Will Forte from Saturday Night Live?
05:49 Looks like they've been giving Jack injections of the "vaccine."
07:39 Kate's not his type? He's gay!
07:54 Jack's in a prison cell, Kate's in a locker room, and they throw Sawyer in a zoo. Nice.
09:14 Sawyer's in a giant Skinner Box.
13:01 Unlike Juliet, I do think Jack's stupid.
14:09 Hey, looks like Kate may be his type after all. By the way, why doesn't he have any eyebrows?
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| He lost them in the war. |
17:07 "A real live fork"? Forks aren't alive, weirdo. And where are dude's eyebrows?
20:52 He must be crazy to turn down some GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH.
23:15 First McCoughnadickname of the season: "Chachi."
29:09 Oh hell no, Jack thinks his dad is fucking his wife. That's just dirty.
32:17 What was all that flooding nonsense about? Sheesh.
33:02 Sawyer won a prize! A . . . fish cookie. And some cereal. Not even some goddamn Froot Loops.
36:06 Ah, so Jack's in a zoo too. A fish zoo. (Also referred to as an "Aquarium.")
40:54 Aww, Julie Bowen's happy. Does that mean we don't have to see her idiot boring face anymore? Please answer that one. Please.
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