S2E12 - "Fire + Water"

Fire plus water equals steam.  Everybody knows this.  That's gotta be the lamest Lost mystery so far.

03:19  A piano on the beach?  God I hope I don't see Harvey Keitel's penis.

06:09  Hey, I'd be jealous of Locke too.  He's got the sexy bald thing going on, and a few episodes ago he totally got laid by Peg Bundy.

11:56  These religious hallucinations are kind of freaking me out.

13:48  McCoughnadickname:  "Jethro."  I don't get that one.  Maybe the long curly hair reminds Sawyer of Ian Anderson. And don't forget, Jethro Tull was originally on - you guessed it - Island Records.

 15:26  Charlie, you lyin' bastard.

16:45  YOU ALL EVERYBODY!

21:31  I guess the question really is whether or not Charlie's back on the smack.  I can't decide.

25:57  Nice ballad, Charlie Underbite.

31:59  Charlie, don't go around stealin' babies, okay?

36:00  Damn, Locke, punching the face of a hobbit!

40:36  No sound, cheesy music, slow motion.  Who cares.

41:06  Joke's on her - Australians don't go to heaven.

41:27  And why is Locke saving the heroin?  Why doesn't he just dump it into the ocean?  Answer:  In case they need another goddamn macguffin later on in the series.

Once again, I'm not pleased with my commentary this episode.  So, uh . . . here.

I'm all wet.