00:01 First shot is of the Korean guy. Lost in translation. I get it. We're going to learn about who he kills for hiswife's dad.
03:07 Augustus Hill's gonna have to choAW HELL NAW SHE JUST SMACKED HIM RIGHT IN THE IDIOT FACE
03:19 LOL CULTURAL DIFFERENCES AMIRITE
06:56 Note to self: Korean dude is named Jin. Not Jen, not Gin, but Jin.
07:29 Playing golf with them rocks is gonna tear up your clubs, dude.
10:12 PRODUCER: LEONARD DICK
10:55 Would an architect really know how to build a boat?
11:57 Okay, who set the fuckin' raft on fire? I say . . . THE OTHERS.
13:11 I can think of a great Rudy Ray Moore clip to put on here (from Petey Wheatstraw,) but I think that may be crossing the line into racism.
14:53 Is that the puppy he gives Sun later on?
15:06 Wait a minute, that guy's daughter is watching Hurley on TV. What the fuck? Nice touch.
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15:43 Called the dog at 14:53. I am so good at this show.
16:14 Also, for the record, I don't think Jin set the raft on fire, he probably burned himself trying to put it out.
17:52 He's still got the damn handcuffs on! You'd think they could find a way to get 'em off after a month on the island.
19:36 You know, I always got the impression that Locke was a Bad Guy on this show, for some reason. I don't know why that is. But he is totally my favorite person on the entire show, by far. Total 100% badass.
20:13 "Scared, aren't ya?" No, McCoughnadick, I have the feeling he's about to kick your roundeye ass.
27:32 I know some Korean. Apparently Jin is just reciting the lyrics to "Detroit Rock City" for some reason.
27:47 "What's this gibberish my wife's speaking?"
28:16 "Didn't see that comin'." Really, Hurley? 'Cause I sure did. (Go look it up, fuckers.)
28:48 McCoughnadickname: "Betty". I guess because she's a brunette?
36:42 I farted. That doesn't have anything to do with the show, but I thought it was important enough to share.
37:16 Smooching!
39:14 Didn't expect it'd be Walt! Stupid kid.
40:48 Another cheesy uplifting episode ending. And no Bill Murray. Fuck!
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