Two episodes named after classic sixties rock songs that I can't stand in a row! Parse THAT sentence, grammarians. I fucking DARE you.
05:15 Crazy Korean dude is trying to drown Augustus Hill. Something something paralyzed joke something.
08:53 The bees! Noooo! The bees!!!!!!!
12:51 Is the way to avoid bee stings really by taking off your clothes, thereby exposing even more bare skin? Or, maybe, just maybe, they just wanted to show us a shirtless Matt Fox and Evangeline Lilly. Nahhh.
14:30 Crack-Hobbit with the tit joke. Nice.
15:06 Speculation: The bodies they found are themselves - from the future-past! September 10th! SPACE BEARS.
20:16 Aw, man. Did Korean Dick kill his father-in-law?
20:54 Slap, bitch! (That is a reference to some dude in the theater when I saw Spider-Man 3. I'll tell you the story sometime, it's pretty funny.)
23:29 Driveshaft's second album is titled Oil Change? Hilarious. I bet the first one's self-titled.
28:52 When are we going to find out that at least one, probably both of the Koreans actually speak English?
31:21 Apparently at 31:21. And without much of an accent, too. How about that shit? I call shenanigans on this, linguistically. There's no way she learned English that well in such a short period of time without some serious immersion . Stupid television.
36:28 Well, Augustus Hill, you just rendered those handcuffs unusable at any time in the future. Way to go.
40:26 I bet the beach people and the jungle people have some awesome snowball fights when winter comes.
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