03:23 Even Arnold Schwarzenegger needed this chick's help, Michelle Rodriguez. You need to listen to her.
05:22 Is Henry Gale gonna have to choke a bitch? NOPE! Saved by Locke!
07:20 Oh look, another previous connection. Ana Lucia becomes Jack's dad's sidekick in Sydney.
11:01 "Because you're one of the good ones, John." Lends credence to my sort-of-Purgatory theory, but that's too easy, you know?
15:47 Oh, drunken Jack's dad had an affair and is now paying for some Australian bastard daughter. But I bet we don't see her ever again, right????
16:20 "Dude, nice hole!" That line never works on women, though.
19:47 Fighting leads to fucking. And ten bucks says she'll leave with his gun. (His other gun, that is! Eh? Eh????)
21:55 Nice Midnight Cowboy reference there, Sawyer.
'23:07 Why do all the Dharma food cans have the same serial number on them? It's all the same food. Soylent Dharma. (It's made from smoke.)
30:27 Broke your hip, Hurley? You're fat, not elderly. Come on now. Say it was for a blood clot.
32:10 Okay, burning the last few pages of a book? Jack's being a dick again.
32:43 Ana Lucia stole his "gun."
32:59 I love Locke, man. "Jack . . . I need to tell you something." Beautiful!
37:40 Aww, she couldn't do it.
39:27 But Michael can do it for her.
40:44 Sorry for what?
40:49 Pop! I lost my shit the first time I watched that. I yelled out "HE'S BEEN TURNED!"
41:11 Then Libby walks in. Pop Pop! Oh shit, he didn't mean to do that!
42:10 At this point I thought, oh shit, Michael just shot himself in the heart! (But don't worry, it turns out he didn't.)
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